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Ninja Cats Do Wing Chun!

You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.

Ninja FAIL!

Way to hit yourself in the baby maker, i'd consider adoption if you wanna start a familt buddy! This guy failed at being a ninja from the start, because for one you can see him. Everyone knows a true ninja is imperceptible to the human eye.

This Dude Is NINJA!

Now this is something special, a guy on a moped goes smashing into the side of a mini-van, flies through the air like a rag doll. Then just gets up and walks back onto the scene like he's a ninja made from titanium. Total WTF!?!

Ninja Vajayjay Magic!

Ah, a foaming vagina. Of course! An ancient deadly ninja art that sadly has long passed from human knowledge. It’s time it was brought back, with a vengeance. It wouldn’t be such a bad way to go - Prepare to enter the WTF? zone!

Ninja Sex Party - WTF!?!

Ninjas getting jiggy, who would ever have thought it? It could be the best party of the entire year but i just don't think it is going to make it. Oh well, i would have liked to see that chick party.

Ninja Fail = WIN!

Now this guy is a true ninja, look at the grace with which he flies through the air, attacking that ball with the venom of a warrior. And then he does it again and gets that guy in the face. Awesome.

Ninja Business Card Master

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Ninja Say What?!

Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its "Ninja" not "Ninjer". A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!

Hangin' Out With A Real Ninja

"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.

Jedi Ninja Cat Attacks

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

Flaming Ninja Crotch FAIL!

Only a true ninja sets their crotch on fire, it takes great skill, finesse, aptitude and flammable pants. Just look at this tubby excuse for a human being, after this act of prime idiocy a painful world of faceplants & nutshots awaits him.

Ninja Frisbee Dog - WTF!?!

Proof that Darwin was right, the animal species is evolving at an alarming rate - OR, this dog really, REALLY likes Frisbee, enough to want to climb a tree like a trained ninja and retrieve it - AWESOME!

Ninja Fail = WIN!

Now this guy is a true ninja, look at the grace with which he flies through the air, attacking that ball with the venom of a warrior. And then he does it again and gets that guy in the face. Awesome.

Super Fast Cat Attacks - Jedi Ninja Cat

Wow, this moggy would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car being launched into space. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

Ninja Sex Party

It could be the best party of the entire year but i just dont think it is going to make it. oh well i would have liked to see that chick party.

Ninja Carpenter

This amazing dude throws a sawblade through 2x4 - I can't believe what I just saw! Pun intended, but that still was pretty crazy.

Ninja Cheerleaders

It was a time for huns, it was a time for ninjas, it was a time to combine the two! Throw in Hiro's dad & you've got a great movie by all accounts!

Ninja Minami

She's a 21 year old busty gravure idol from Japan - This multi-talented hottie releases her own DVD's & has appeared in hundreds of magazines in Japan. And her name is one letter from ninja.

Ninja Sex Party - WTF!?!

This poor old ninja has had enough of slicing and dicing and he wants a more fruitful life of dancing and nookie. You'll see.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Use Their Weapons

Finally the TMNT get badass, realising the weapons they carry are actually limb-severing, organ-splicing tools of destruction. Maybe now we’ll get to see some X-rated footage of April O’Neil too. But not with the turtles that would just be sick.

Ninja Business Card Master

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Ninja Say What?!

Crazy ass ninjas and their crazy ass ways. Oh ninja, please. Did you see a sign on my garage that said dead ninja storage? You know why you didn't see no sign. Cos storing dead ninjas ain't my fucking business!

Wannabe Ninja Accidentally Slices Arm

Fail. He should've waited for the director to say 'Cut!' - Lets face it, he can't really be a ninja because we can see him - OUCH!

Ninja Frisbee Dog - WTF!?!

Proof that Darwin was right, the animal species is evolving at an alarming rate - OR, this dog really, REALLY likes Frisbee, enough to want to climb a tree like a trained ninja and retrieve it - AWESOME!

No Legs Ninja FTW!

Don't mess with this guy, he may have no legs but he's still a ninja, a fearsome adversary trained in the warrior arts who can kick ass better than you, it's the mark of a true and epic champion! We need to sign him up to the team NOW!!!

Carrot vs. Ninja

Billing itself as a quick tale of violence is going to peak a few interests, and this short film delivers big on the entertainment front. It’s like Bugs Bunny, Roadrunner & Mad Max all rolled up into a big fat one. So sit back, get yourself some popcorn

Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

American Ninja Warrior 2012

As an Asian American, this guy conforms to all the stereotypes, except one. So he sets out to prove that he has the capabilities to become a world class ninja warrior in this here video. And by the looks of it, he's doing it right.

Ninja Monkey

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

Jedi Ninja Cat Attacks

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder?